Helping People help themselves.

Customer **inspecting the (very clearly) only Jasmine plants we have: “Are these the only Jasmine plants you have?”
Me: “Yes they are, Sir.”
Customer: ” You don’t have any bigger ones?”
Me: “No, unfortunately these are the only ones I have.”
Customer: ” Do you have ones that are bigger and have more flowers on them? “
Me: “No, these are the only ones I have.”
Customer: “Do you have different varieties of Jasmine?”
Me: “I do not.”
Customer: “Do you have Jasmines that are bigger, taller, have more flowers and come in a different pot?”
Me: “No, these are the only ones that I have.”
Customer: ” I need a big jasmine.”
Me: “Then I suggest that you go to a garden centre.”
Customer: ” I went. It’s shut.”
Me: “Yes, it’s nearly nine o’clock (PM PEOPLE!!!) on a Saturday.”
Customer: “What am I going to do?”
Me: “You could buy a different plant?”
Customer **Death stare** “NOOOOOOO!!!!

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