There is no spoon

Customer: “Hi! Do you do wedding flowers?”
Me: “What’s the date of your wedding?”
Customer: “About six weeks from now”
Me: “Oooh. What date is that?”
Customer: “the Fifteenth of August”
Me: “I’m ever so sorry, we have 2 weddings on that day, I can’t take on a third.”
Customer: “That’s not what I asked you.”
Me:*confused* “Sorry, -what was the question?”
Customer: “Do you do wedding flowers?”
Me: “Yes, we do.”
Customer: “Are you free on the 15th August?”
Me: “Have we slipped into the Matrix here?”

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