long walk

Random: “Do you know how to get to Suffolk?”
Me: “Where in Suffolk?”
Random: “Suffolk.”
Me: “Suffolk is a pretty large county.”
Random: “Is it?”
Me: “You might need to pare it down a bit. Do you know what town you need to get to?”
Random: “I need to get to the shop called ‘Joy’ “
Me: “Oh! Joy in Suffolk?” *sometimes I can’t help myself*
Random: “Yes! do you know it?”
Me: “No.”
Random: “Fuck! You’re no help. I’ll just use Google Maps.” *wanders outside, staring at phone*
Me: *after thinking for about 3 seconds, goes after her* “Do you mean Great Suffolk street?”
Random: “If I’d wanted Great Suffolk Street, I would have ASKED for it, wouldn’t I??”

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