There is no magical, Narnia like place that customers like to call “Out the back.”
“Haven’t you got some more of these Out Back?”
“Could you check and see if you have this in a different size Out the Back?”
Sure, madam -hold on while I press this concealed button and watch, open mouthed, as A Whole Wall swings back to reveal An Entire New Shop which only the staff knew about! How we laugh after you’ve walked away, your angry little head shaking in frustration, knowing that we have three times the amount of stock hidden away -but because we are mean spirited bitches who hate everyone** we aren’t going to let you have it, preferring to let it rot away in darkness. MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!