Bargain.

Customer: “I’d like a bouquet of roses, lilies, peonies, delphinium, hydrangea, stock, phlox, gerberas, eucalyptus and some of that white stuff. Something beautiful…”
Me: “Sure thing. What’s your budget?”
Customer: ” About £15.”
Me: “Can I borrow the keys to your DeLorean, as I’m going to need to pop back to 1955 to buy the flowers for you…”
Customer: “What??”
Me: *Facepalm*

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